2. Alistar

You can't milk those!

No matter how bad he is, you still can’t milk those. Alistar is a favorite among many support mains, but right now he is a very unviable pick. Alistar is the runner up on the list of sucky champions because he has some of the longest base cooldowns in the game. His heal and passive have horrible scalings that make them useless.

The only good thing about the Cow is that his ult allows him to ignore 70% of all damage taken. To make Alistar viable again they should give him a new ability on his E called "Milk Cannon." It would be a skill shot that did damage to all enemies and healed all allies within the radius. Then people would learn to fear the bull!