Are you single and ready to mingle? Do you long for a fine maiden in your chambers? Well, lucky you, because in this fine article, we will be rating the different foxy ladies you can marry and take as your wife in Warband. Though all ladies can do the same thing, they do have different, randomized personalities and family members who can back you up as you start your Calradian slaughter-fest. Now that my spiel is done, here are my top 10 favorite ladies to marry in Warband!
10. Lady Alfrun
Lady Alfrun is the sister of Jarl Logarson. She is your typical Nord woman, hardy, and she loves to hunt and ride (not like that, you pervert). She has blonde hair and blue eyes and is more of a looker than a lot of the ladies in this game! She’s at the 10 position because she only has one lame brother, Jarl Logarson, who looks like a foot and doesn’t have a powerful army to back you, typically. Also she’s a bit daft…
Lady Alfrun Details:
- Nordic looking
- Lame Logarson is her brother
- Loves to slaughter things and ride free on the field, like you!
9. Alof Ragnarsdottir
She’s from Viking Conquest and is another hardy Norse lady from the Kingdom of Northhymbre.. Big, wide-shouldered, and Pagan, this Viking lady packs a punch on the field and has a powerful brother who is badass enough to back you up. She might be a little rough in the bedroom, though.
Alof Ragnarsdottir Details:
- Daughter of Ragnar Lodbrok
- Powerful Viking Brother
- Wide-shouldered and Pagan!
8. Lady Sonadel
She’s a Swadian, so of course I’m gonna throw her in here. She was one of my first wives on Warband when I began playing back in middle school! What struck me was the dead look in her eyes and that fancy dress! Also, her father, Count Grainwad, looks like an egg with some drawn-on facial hair, which makes her even more appealing to marry.
Lady Sonadel Details:
- Swadian
- Dead-eyes
- Egghead dad and brother!
7. Lady Thanaikha
With a name that rolls off the tongue like butter, Lady Thanaikha of the Sarranid Sultanate is a dynamic force! Clad in an eye-catching orange and green gown, she enchants both warriors and nobility at every event. Her colorful personality and daring attitude make her a distinctive presence, especially when she's carrying a sword, and has a knack for storytelling!
Lady Thanaikha Details:
- Lively and engaging
- Fun-to-say name
- Chic and daring
6. Lady Irena
She’s also a Swadian lass, with a pretty face and a green, fancy dress that emphasizes her royalty and sass! She can work her way with a sword and keep her hair immaculate while doing so. She’ll talk her way out of anything too, with devilish charm to boot. She’s a favorite of mine as she’s wily all the time!
Lady Irena Details:
- Royal and sassy
- Wily and fun
- Pretty as hell!
5. Lady Tibal
Lady Tibal is the ultimate Swadian firecracker! With red hair and a striking fur coat that demands eyes, she’s as brave as they come. She has a fiery mouth and furious aim with a crossbow—talk about doing it all. Whether she’s courting royalty or putting together an ambush, her playful charm is irresistible. You never know what mischief she’ll create next!
Lady Tibal Details:
- Intrepid and bold
- Smart and witty
- Always making up a fun plot
4. Lady Vera
Lady Vera is the inspiring poet of Swadia, known for her stunning green gown that shines like an emerald. With a cheeky smile that could charm even the craziest creatures, she prefers words over swords, but can still hold her own in a melee if she must. Her laughter spreads through the room, and she shines bright like an emerald, willing to host social events, even if the last feast ended in a fist fight…
Lady Vera Details:
- Witty and creative
- Gregarious and fun
- Can best the best in the arena!
3. Lady Nelda
The enigmatic enchantress of Swadia, Lady Nelda, is frequently seen wearing a flowing, red robe that appears to absorb light. Her love of music and her penchant for telling dark jokes make her the life of the party, especially when whispers and darkness are afoot. If you ask gently, she has a flare for the dramatic and may even transform your opponents into frogs(not really…)!
Lady Nelda Details:
- Enigmatic and mythical
- Over-the-top and fun entrances
- Weird and silly humor!
2. Lady Safiya
This strategic wizard is Lady Safiya, who wears a bold orange garment that shouts, "feast your eyes upon me!" She can change the course of any fight with her astute observations, and she always will analyze combat plans like a professional chess player. She is a force to be reckoned with, not simply a lovely face, thanks to her no-nonsense demeanor and a bit of sass!
Lady Safiya Details:
- Both strategic and tactical
- Ferocious and unwavering
- A little too much of a combat diva
1. Lady Zahara
The royal queen bee of the Sarranid Sultanate, Lady Zahara, dazzles in an opulent purple gown so shimmering it may blind you. With just a grin, she can convert adversaries into allies. She is well-known for her composure and diplomacy. She may seem elegant, but don't let that fool you—she has a wicked sense of humor and a love of mischief that keeps everyone on their toes.
Lady Zahara Details:
- Regal and composed
- Tactful with a hint of mischief
- Crazy at a party
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