[Top 10] We Happy Few Weapons

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Updated:
14 Jan 2022

10.] Lee-Enfield Rifle

There are no bullets found in Wellington Wells, the Soldiers of Ravenholm have resorted to attaching bayonets at the end of the rifles. If you can grab one off a soldier it is invaluable in beginning gameplay. Lee-Enfield Rifles are dangerous as they're encountered fairly early in the game, this makes Soldiers incredibly dangerous to aggravate as they can easily kill the player if they're not careful through bleeding. What's good about Lee-Enfield Rifle:

  • Easily acquired
  • Early in gameplay
  • No need to find a blueprint

Lee-Enfield Rifle full details:

  • Damage-Low
  • Weight- 10 heavy
  • Non-craftable
  • Value 10

 How to get Lee-Enfield Rifle:

  • Located in Ravensholm
  • Search Soldiers 

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Who needs ammo when you have a bayonette?
 

9.] Vomit Bomb

 We all love the boom of grenades in action games. What if you add a hiliarous effect to the boom. In the We Happy Few bombs are called Bangers. One unique banger is called the vomit bomb. It can be crafted or found when searching. If you’re going for a pacifist playthrough this bomb is perfect. It will not inflict any damage on the targets when used, but it will cause them to stop in their tracks and throw up, allowing you to escape safely. It can be extremely comical to have a large mob chase you and then immediately start vommiting.

 What’s Good About Vomit Bomb:
  • Doesn’t effect Player
  • Doesn’t inflict damage
  • Comical vomiting animations

Vomit Bomb Full Details:

  • Induces Vomiting
  • Craftable

    How to get Vomit Bomb:

  • Craftable
  • RNG in searchable items

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Blarrrgh...

8.] The “Eager Cleaver”

Giving classic horror vibes use the Eager Cleaver to cut down enemies.The "Eager Cleaver" is a shiny steel kitchen cleaver with a wooden handle. It's not wielded by any other enemy in the game. Bleeding in We Happy few only means you have to get one or two wacks in before your enemy is a goner! The rag doll mechanics of the game are pretty comical slashing at enemies will cause them to get thrown a little once they die which is a fun perk.

What Makes Eager Cleaver Great:
  • Can cause Bleed
  • One of the fastest weapons in the game
  • Can be bought or Crafted

Eager Cleaver Full Details:

  • Damage- Medium
  • Effort- Moderate
  • Speed- Huge
  • Craftable
  • Value- 8

How to Get Eager Cleaver:

  • Crafting
  • Buy at Odds & Ends Shop

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Slash through your enemies

7.] The “Spitfire”

    What’s better than defeating your enemies with a lead pipe? Well, a lead pipe on fire of course! The "Spitfire" is only seen later in the game, during Ollie's chapter, in which Wellies and Bobbies in the Parade District wield it. There's little to no difference between “Spitfire” and “Pipe Down", besides the amount of damage they deal. This makes The "Spitfire" much more valuable to your armory.

What Makes Spitfire Great:
  • Deals more damage than Pipe Down\
  • Looks cool (It’s a flaming lead pipe)
  • One of the fastest weapons in the game
  • Can set Enemies on fire

Spitfire Full Details:

  • Value 35
  • Damage- High
  • Effort- Moderate
  • Speed- Huge
  • Craftable

    How to Get Spitfire:

  • Looted from Bodies
  • Craftable   

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We didn't start the fire! Well maybe I did a little.

6.] The “No Questions Axe”

 Did the idea of a flaming lead pipe intrigue you but not quite fit? Well, then The “No Questions Axe” is perfect for you! The "No Questions Axe" is a regular Axe that has been extensively modified. The bottom of the handle sports what appears to be a trigger handle that's been taped so the blowtorch is always on. The ax blade glows faintly red while it emits sparks of fire.

What Makes “No Questions Axe” Great:
  • Second most powerful Melee weapon
  • Can cause bleed or set enemies on fire
  • Kills most enemies in a strike or two

“No Questions Axe” Full Details:

  • Weight- Heavy
  • Value 32
  • Damage- High
  • Effort- Moderate
  • Speed- Very Fast
  • Craftable

How to Get “No Questions Axe”:

  • Looted from Wellies or Bobbies in late gameplay
  • Craftable by Ollie

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I hope this isn't the same kind of fire axes firefighters use.

5.] Spiky Brick

We all know the old saying: don't throw stones from glasshouses. But no one ever said don’t throw spiky bricks! While bricks can be thrown by both Wellies and Wastrels none can throw spiky bricks. While bricks make a great distraction, spiky bricks are one of the few ranged weapons worth carrying. 

What Makes Spiky Brick Great:
  • Guaranteed to cause Bleeding
  • Can be used to take out “Peepers”
  • Can be found in early gameplay
  • An actually useful range weapon

Spiky Brick Full Details:

  • Weight- Light
  • Damage- Small
  • Effort- Medium
  • Range- Medium

How to Get Spiky Brick:

  • Chest
  • Toilets
  • Toolboxes
  • Houses (Exclusively Garden District)
  • Craftable

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Knock out those nasty Peepers!

4.] Jack The Nipper

 This is the best non-lethal weapon you can get your hands on in a game. "Jack The Nipper" is an incredibly fast weapon that deals electrical damage with a chance of stunning them when they're hit. Because of how much damage it inflicts, as well as how fast it is, it makes for a fairly decent weapon late in the game.

What Makes Jack The Nipper Great:
  • Non-lethal
  • No NPC carries it

Jack The Nipper Full Details

  • Damage- Medium
  • Effort- Moderate
  • Speed- Very Fast

How to Get Jack the Nipper

  • Exclusively Craftable

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Jack the Nipper is a truly... Shockin weapon.

3.] Hallucinex Atomizer

 Why would you make your enemies hallucinate? Because it’s one of the easiest ways to escape. When used on an enemy, they'll start hallucinating about dogs with mushrooms floating around their head. The affected Wellies and Wastrels will wander aimlessly. If the NPC wanders into a wall or object they cannot pass, they'll resort to sitting on the ground distraught. Bobbies and Joy Doctors will stand and do nothing until the effects wear off. 

What Makes Hallucinex Atomizer Great:
  • Can be carried without arousing suspicion 
  • Affects all NPCs (effects vary)
  • NPCs will completely ignore you

Hallucinex Atomizer Full Details:

  • Damage- None
  • Weight- .5
  • Craftable

How to Get Hallucinex Atomizer:

  • Craftable by Sally

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Seems like a good time to me.

2.] The “SandMan”

The Sandman is the strongest weapon in the game. As we learned earlier modified lead pipes are some of the best weapons you can get your hands on! The weapon has a chance to not only cause bleeding but also electrical damage, which itself has the possibility to stun enemies for a short period of time. While it is one of the strongest weapons in the game, it's also fairly slow. 

What Makes Sandman Great:
  • Doesn’t Break Easily
  • Causes Bleed
  • Causes Electrical damage
  • Stuns Enemies

Sandman Full Details:

  • Weight- Heavy
  • Damage- Extremely High
  • Effort- Moderate
  • Speed- Slow

How to Get Sanman:

  • Craftable
  • Can be found in Wellington Wells

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It was Arthur in the study with the lead pipe!

1.] Golden Knocker

We all love shiny things. Gold normally is a weak material but in We Happy Few it’s indestructible. The Golden Knocker is a solid gold version of the regular Head Knocker that can be stolen by Arthur. It's a great early weapon until the player finds weapons that deal more damage. Never worry about your weapon breaking with this beauty!

What Makes Golden Knocker Great:
  • Indestructible
  • Value 100
  • Acts the same as a Head Knocker

Golden Knocker Full Details:

  • Weight- 10
  • Damage- Moderate
  • Effort- Medium
  • Speed- Moderate

How to get Golden Knocker:

  • Get Madame Wanda’s Key
  • Climb the Watchtower
  • Return Golden Knocker to Madame Wanda
  • Take Madame Wanda out and loot Golden Knocker
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Oh, these boys like good ol punishment...
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