Spider-Man vs. Michael Myers: Here's Who Would Win

Spider-Man vs. Michael Myers, Spider-Man vs. Michael Myers who would win

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16 Nov 2020

Spider-Man vs. Michael Myers: The Battle for Haddonfield

Spider-Man Powers and Abilities

Spider-Man Overview

Bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker went from a High School Outcast to one of America’s most iconic Superheroes. Fueled by the death of his Uncle Ben, Spider-Man would swing valiantly through the sky, scale the tallest building, and utilize his Spidey Sense to seek out and stop crime. From teen nerd to an icon, Spider-Man is a symbol for everyone.

Spider-Man List of Powers and Abilities

The Ultimate sense of a Spider
Amazing Web-Slinging Ability
Amazing Wall-Crawling Ability
The Ability to Lift well over 10 Tons
Insane Agility and Speed

Micheal Myers Powers and Abilities

Michael Myers Overview

Arguably the most popular Serial Killer in the entire universe. A horror icon that’s scared the crap out of just about everyone at some point in their lives. Michael Myers has killed a whopping 121 people throughout his illustrious career as a sociopath. Myers generally dispatches his victims with his trusty butcher’s knife, but we’ve seen him strangle people with phone chords, melt people’s faces in hot tubs, kill people with ice skates, and impale others with shotgun barrels. He’s an insanely creative serial killer.

Michael Myers List of Powers and Abilities

Possesses Superhuman Strength
Impeccable Stealth Tactics
Inhumane Durability
Massively Skilled with a Butchers Knife
The Ability to Revive Himself

How the Battle Would Go Down

The Web-Head versus The Shape. I’m not entirely sure how this battle would go down, but I see it happening on the streets of Haddonfield where Spidey is out saving a babysitter for whatever reason. He would see Michael Myers as a lunatic intruder and…incapacitate him with ease. This is an easy win for Spider-Man and one he’d probably forget about by the time he returned to Queens.

I can see this fight coming to fruition with Spider-Man not even being in uniform. I can see him taking on the notorious slasher as Peter Parker. Parker would be wandering around Haddonfield for either a school field trip or following a lead for a Daily Bugle assignment when he would hear the screams of some innocent babysitter. He would strategically swing to the fight while remaining as obscure as possible to find not only a half-naked babysitter but a terrifying shape standing at 6ft 7in.

In the heat of the battle, I don’t see Peter swinging away to change, there’s a half-naked babysitter’s life in danger and the shape isn’t going to let some dorky teenager stop him. Peter would equip his web-shooters and utilize the house’s darkness to his advantage. He would web zip the half-naked babysitter by launching her into a well-placed web up in a tree somewhere. We’ve seen him launch people out of a subway for god’s sake.

Peter has a lot going for him, he has speed, strength, and durability that easily outclass Myers. Yeah, he doesn’t have the vast city to swing around and get the attack, but he would still get the upper hand on Myers in the confines of a suburban home. He could crawl on the ceiling and utilize his web-shooters until the cops arrived before he’d web zip to safety.

I’m not going to say Myers would take this loss without attacking, but I can’t see him doing too much damage to Parker. For starters, Myers is ridiculously slow, that puts him at a tremendous disadvantage. He might get a few slashes in here and there…if that. I can see Peter walking out of this with no damage because of his ever so reliable Spidey-Sense.

No, this is an easy victory for Peter Parker. He’d quickly dispatch Myer’s knife, crawl around on the ceiling for a little bit and use his webs to tie up the Babysitter Slayer. And, if he knew just how heinous Myers was he may want to incapacitate him to the point where only he could recover him and take him back to Ryker’s Island where Myers can hang out with the rest of Spider-Man’s Rogue’s Gallery.

And the Winner is…

This is a no brainer victory for Peter Parker. Myers is a ruthless serial killer, but Peter Parker is a teen like no other. He’d have The Shape down for the count in record time.